Better Water in 10 Minutes!

Here is another interesting and entertaining water-related device to help you feel good about drinking regular, old water (or wine, or juice or whatever).  Please be aware that I have altered the product's real name for the protection of everyone involved.

"The WATER RESINATOR is the original water balancing technology used by Tibetan and Buddhist monks for hundreds of years. Each one has been meticulously designed and handmade by Buddhist monks. Each consists of a gold-plated platform affixed to a gold-plated frame that is geometrically precise. The gold-plated platform has a neodymium activator magnet at its center on the underside. Mounted to the three precise triangles are the three primary resonator arrays which consist of three Siberian Blue, optically clear, laboratory grade quartz crystals.

Each of the three crystals has two gold-plated, properly polarized, neodymium magnets which are wound against the crystal with powerful pressure which activates the energy of the crystal, much like a quartz crystal watch which pulses to a precise rhythm. This highly pressurized copper winding, combined with the magnetic field of the dual magnets, appears to generate a high power pulsing effect which in turn causes a profoundly positive and beneficial effect on water and other liquid beverages.

It has been generally thought for a long time that passing a conductive fluid through a properly designed magnetic field has an effect on the polar molecules in the fluid. Even wine connoisseurs and professional wine tasters are using magnets these days to realign wine molecules to smooth and mature the taste of a young wine. This effect, or an even more enhanced effect, can be achieved by placing wine or other beverages on the WATER RESINATOR plate.

The WATER RESINATOR is a masterpiece of beauty, workmanship, form, and function. We choose to make no claims regarding the effects of this wonderful device; however, many users report that the WATER RESINATOR is the most powerful water balancing and energizing technology they have ever used.

We are told by the Buddhist monks who make the WATER RESINATORS that each one is personally blessed by Buddha M_______. Each purchase of the WATER RESINATOR includes a special audio CD which features tones, blessings, and chants by Buddha M______ himself.  Each one was hand made by Buddhist monks, so stock is very limited.

The WATER RESINATOR can be used with most any beverages including water, wine, coffee, tea,  juices, and even soft drinks. Simply place your chosen beverage in a clear glass in the center of the WATER RESINATOR. The effect is instantaneous, although most users leave the beverage in the WATER RESINATOR for 5 to 10 minutes for best results. (Water and glass not included.)

The price of the WATER RESINATOR is $495 and Insured Shipping is FREE in the continental U.S."

Well, If I add this product to my collection, I'll now be out a total of well over $3,395.00, but...what a collection it'll be.  I'm banking on the fact that I can mix and match these products - use my MiraculeOfWaters accelerator pendant on the resinator, play the Buddhist Monk chants for the Chrysallis 8 instead of the Gregorian Chants, and loop the Gregorian and Buddhist Monk chants in double stereo for the MiraculeOfWaters device!  And then run it all through the Imploder!  OMG, this is exciting - can you imagine the end water product?.... Anybody want in on the ground floor?

More Miracle Water Made Monoatomic

For a mere $1,800.00 US you too can own a water filtration system that far exceeds the claims of all others on the market.  I'll not use the trademarked brand name, but will call it MiraculeOfWaters instead.  What does it do, you say?

Well for starters (and from the website) it uses orbitally rearranged monoatomic elements deep within the proprietary equipment chamber.  If that doesn't impress you, the CEO of the company was asked by a radio interviewer what that really was?  The response was along the lines of "..it's a special trap using magnetic elements and counterclockwise vortexing to erase the water's memory."  The name of Dr. Emoto was then dropped as proof of the efficacy of the unit.

For those who might not know, Dr. Masaru Emoto is best known for his claims that human consciousness has an effect on the molecular structure of water.  His hypothesis has evolved over the years, but started with the claim that high-quality water, when frozen, forms beautiful and intricate crystals, while low-quality water has difficulty forming crystals.  As proof of these claims he took thousands of pictures of frozen water crystals.  The pretty ice crystals always had a label of distilled water, or high quality water or some other positive term, and the uglier crystals were shown as being from a water source with a far less positive connotation.  He later claimed that positive changes to water crystals can be achieved through prayer, music, or by attaching written words to a container of water.  None of his claims have yet been independently verified through science.  For more, visit the International Water For Life Foundation website where you can see pictures of frozen water crystals under the influence of Mozart, Elvis, and more.

Anyway, back to this new and amazing water device.  Another benefit that really sold me is the claim that this product has a "LOC Rating (Level of Consciousness) of between 700 and 800".  Pretty impressive, no doubt.  (I'm actually afraid to look this one up in case I might find that a LOC rating of less than 1000 means you're in a coma.)

It also "corrects DNA damage"; "increases electrical conductivity of the body on a cellular level"; "may cause DNA to relax and heal"; and "resonates with DNA and feeds the Light body".  What I don't get is if it's filtering and removing all these heavy metals and just about everything else, how can it make a light body heavier?  And, if it erases the memory of water, how do I know if I'm getting high quality water under the influence of John Denver or swamp-water serenaded by NIN?

Oh, and you can also consider a few extras - like $50.00 for the "accelerator pendant" shown here.  There is no description, but I guess it accelerates something.  I'm gonna be really upset if all it does is play John Denver at 78 rpm.

Forget Fracking - Finally, Fractal Water!

Imploder Shower Head

Another website with incredible claims of Water Power.  This time it is Fractal Water, and what a story is being told here.  This group has invented the Imploder Magnetic Water Treatment Device which works wonders for industrial, agricultural and home water use (and even more as we'll see later). 

From the site:   "The Imploder magnetic water treatment device produces a measurable and validated effect on plant growth, seed germination success, and biomass yields.  It is unique technology that combines a magnetic array with a directional nozzle based on phase conjugate hydrodynamics, combined with phase conjugate magnetics. The extreme converging magnetic flux lines create the centripetal inertia at the liquid molecular level sorting by mass. Resulting in the increase molecular order and spin density."

"Spin density" and "phase conjugation" - now that's what I'm talkin' about.  But there is more techno-speak to be sure.  This tool is a golden ratio (phi 1.618) designed device that employs Fractals, too.  The literature says: 

"Because a fractal signifies infinite compression, it is what spans the gap between the symmetries of the very small and the very large.  Fractals exhibit self-similarity, meaning their inner structure has the same pattern as their outer structure - like a pine cone or a fern tree.  Just as fractality describes the geometry of waves of energy or charge, fractals manifest as wave patterns that evolve ad infinitum - like an encoded thread linking larger spirals to infinitely smaller ones." 

Mind-bending, isn't it?  But that's not all!  Tucked in at the very end of the material is this blockbuster revelation:

"...It also has the ability to create sedimentation thereby converting tar sands into oil production (sedimentation rate increase)." 

That does it for me.  I was about to be satisfied with the home shower device (for enhanced blogging stamina) until I discovered this.  Now my sights are set on the $900.00 needed for a new, Super Imploder and I'm off to find me some tar sands.  Free shipping, BTW.

Finally, A Water Treatment That Makes Sense

Chrysalis 8 is NEW, NEW, NEW.

Two teaspoons of Chrysalis 8 reduces the surface tension of a gallon of water to approximately 49 dynes per centimeter. If the water is allowed to sit the surface tension will drop to approximately 35 dynes.  This is staggering news. But there's more.

In the winter of 2005 these inventors had a  square wave frequency generator built with multiple programmable channels utilizing a quartz oscillator that creates very  precise frequencies with square wave forms. With frequency generators, whether used with plasma tubes, sound waves, etc., most researchers prefer square waves because they propagate harmonics. The reason for using multiple channels was to create a standing, or scalar wave from the six individual Solfeggio healing frequencies:

UT - 396 Hz -associated with releasing emotional patterns
RE - 417 Hz -associated with breaking up crystalized emotional patterns
MI - 528 Hz - relates to crown chakra; Dr. Puleo suggests an association with "DNA integrity"
FA - 639 Hz - associated with whole brain quadrant interconnectedness
SOL - 741 Hz - associated with intuitive states, non linear knowing
LA - 852 Hz - associated with a pure love frequency: unconditional love.

These original sound frequencies were used in the early Gregorian Chants, such as the great hymn to St. John the Baptist,  that were lost centuries ago. The chants and their special tones were believed to impart healing when sung in harmony during religious masses and were rediscovered by  Dr. Joseph Puleo.  Rather than encode the six frequencies individually in a linear pattern as in individual formulas one would hear on a CD, these inventors generated each in one of the channels and synthesized them together creating a standing wave. Although "synergy" is used to sell automobiles now it remains a fact that standing or scalar waves are created by multiple individual longitudinal waves and are more powerful than the sum of the parts than the frequencies taken in one at a time. They are an important part of their work.  Used too often destructively, scalar waves can be used wonderfully to heal and uplift.

The synthesis of the six tones is encoded in Chrysalis 8 as a standing wave, greater than the sum of the parts, during the torus implosion  method that is used to lock frequencies into their water based formulas - and they last for months rather than the minutes that would otherwise occur since water normally reverts quickly back to a disorganized state.

Now that I am aware of these fantastic properties, I'm thinking it'd be great for boosting corn yields - talk about production potential.  Let's see, at two teaspoons per gallon, that'd be 97,755,300 teaspoons per center pivot.  Guess I'd better be looking into the price of this stuff before I take it to the board with a recommendation.  It's always something...

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The A,B,C's of Water Products - NOT...

I ran across a really interesting website on the psuedoscience of water - a listing of those water-related products that sound just scientific enough to catch your attention, but are hyped aggressively enough to catch a portion of your paycheck.  The website is hosted by Stephen Lower, a retired faculty member of the Dept of Chemistry, Simon Fraser University, Burnaby / Vancouver, Canada.  He just hates to see chemistry misused to fool or bilk folks.

One of my favorites is "Hexag0n Water" in the structured water section -- 

Hexag0n’s EC3000 Energy Converter is packed with bio-ceramic beads which emit FIR (Far Infrared Rays), a form of natural electromagnetic waves, that vibrate and energize the water, mimicking what happens when natural spring water splashes over rocks and natural magnetic fields.

There are plenty of examples - literally from A to Z.  If you need some lighter reading fare, give this page a look:  http://www.chem1.com/CQ/gallery.html.  If you've bought any of these, you may want to ignore this website, or not...